Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Here we go!

The alarm clock was set to go off at 4:30AM this morning, but I never heard it. I was already awake, lying there in my bed thinking of how much fun we were going to have the next 10 days! We made to Dallas - Fort Worth Airport without incident and had a couple hours to kill so we ate breakfast at Chili's where Brad set a nice precedent and picked up the tab. Actually, one could argue that his Aunt Jenny picked up the tab since he used a couple cards she had given him at Christmas. Either way, I was appreciative!

Next Post: At The Resort

Monday, April 28, 2014

Maui Quotes

Most of these are of the "You had to be there" variety; but I wanted to post this list of quotes Aubs emailed to me so we wouldn't forget them...


 Dad: Hey where'd mom go? (When Mom bent down to her suitcase at the airport table where we were having a drink)

 Mom: Ask those kids if they know where one is... (After we landed in Maui and were looking for a liquor store)

 Dad: This menu is really California.  What's Hummus dip?

 Mom: Come outside the sun is hot.

 Brad: (about pool ID bracelets) We're in room 4.... Where is it?
 Between 2 and... Damn it. Well try again tomorrow

 Random drunk guy on Lahania Street: I like people in dresses and both of them are good

 Mom: Get my upper neck
 Dad: Mom has regions of neck

 Two self-absorbed surfer dudes Dad passed while running: "Yeah man, parents are a reflection of their kids..."

 Dad lives off baby tears

 What one man can do, another can do

 We.... Aw FREE!
 "I'm free! I'm free!"

 Mandrake

 Kids swinging: Mr. Conservative, I-don't-know-I'm-too-old-for-this kids

 SPAGO
 Dad: I KNOW you guys. I gave birth to two of you.

 He was not even Podrick worthy
 - Bill " in his cups" the king



 ZIPLINING
 Shane: I don't need a cushy front seat. Im a man of the people. I'm like the new pope. AJs like the old pope.

 Shane: Yeah this is statistically the most dangerous part of the ride. That's why we have these guardrails to keep us safe. Safety third! That's our motto.  (While pointing at the white PVC pipes that snaked up the mountain side along the rode on the way up.)

 Brad: We call that the captain Morgan. Or captain crunch if you fall.
 Shane: Ooo you're hired! Be here 6:30 AM sharp tomorrow.

 Shane: Zip n dales. That's my money maker.

 Shane: I'm an author. Why is that unbelievable? I wrote an autobiography. It's called Unzipped. It's a story about The man behind the harness.

 Were all Going to Ruth's Kris's. It's all on us. ... Oh no this is
 just for the VIPs

 Shane: Hey Aubrie. Check this out. (Muscles) They say there's no snakes in
 Hawaii... Except for these pythons.

 I miss you guys.

 The story with the L is that there are other letters around the
 islands so that when you get a certain view from google Earth it spells Aloha across Hawaii. (Shane lying about the Lahania High School emblem)

 Shane: Wait WAIT!!! ....Have fun

 I don't like to use the word life and death but listen up. Ok so
 You're gonna want to put you're leg up and.....*flies off in zipline*

 Don't you ever interrupt me when I'm speaking!!! Never!! .... Just
 kidding sure I'll take a photo

 Photo bombing.

 He's the brother of the wicked witch of the west

 Don't do it!!! There's so much blood!!

 Shane: I have a better pose. When I was young I called it miss kitty.
 But now I call it miss cougar

 My dad always said girls don't like to be talked to. They like to be stared at.

 I go to bars with my helmet on. And hook myself Up to the barstool. Yeah I'm single, how'd you know?

 Now you don't know when I'm lying or telling the truth.... Doesn't that sound fun and exciting?

 I missed you. You were away too long.

 I haven't seen one that good since AJ won the Z games.... Yeah it's like the X games except with zip lining. The other difference is that the Z games don't exist.
 ... They exist in my mind

 You guys ready to go fast? Ok come on let's go!!

 Panoramic photobomb

 Wild boar

 I ordered this bouquet especially for you with all your favorite colors

 Touching mom and Aubrie neck with plant

 *arms wide open at end of zipline* that always helps the ladies
 stop on their own. Works every time. That's not so goods for my ego

 I have ADD. Oh a butterfly!

 You're gonna come in like a wrecking ball. Don't go full Miley though please

 Ok so now you can get your stuff out of the box. Or whatever we didn't sell on eBay (returning to ZipLine base camp)

 Yeah but with your income, you'll probably live two, three hundred years



 LUAU
 Are we gonna see the pig? ...are we gonna see the pig.... ARE WE GONNA SEE THE PIG??!

 Are you not entertained?!


 SCUBA (captain Dan)

 You'll notice I have the recycle bin right next to me. So I have
 easy access with all my beers. No I'm not drinking beer
 - because you're drinking whiskey!!
 That's right!

 TURTLE!!!!

 Hey you were on our scuba trip! Were you on the State Farm group?
 - I won't admit to that




 WATERFALL REPELL (rich and Dave firefighters)

 (Dad joking when Rachel asked if her helmet was on backwards)
 Dad: No it's good. It's your head that's on backwards.
 Rachel: Whoa you don't know me THAT well!

 Rich: Alright so you ready to go on the nature walk tour?
 -Josh: Gotta watch out for those coconuts (hitting helmet)

 Mom: He's naked!!!

 Dave: That's it. Find your own foot holes.


 MAMAS FISH HOUSE
 Do you like what you see mama??

 Climbing trees

 Mom:  You gotta hold it still Aubrie. Stiller... Stiller....

 Dad: We can make new one of thems Katie (about brad and Aubrie)

 You want to look into the lava tube situation?

 That's where I learned to say things that make people think I'm
 saying true things

 Is Ashley's 401k today?

 Goonies: 3 rocks

 Jurassic park
 - t Rex footprint
 - look at all that blood!
 - raptor eggs.
 - Jurassic rock
 - helicopter ride (opening to JP 3)
 - turn the lights off
 - when you gotta go you gotta go (mom in cave)
 - brad dresses as Dodson

 We need a safe word: Coconuts.

 Scraggly
 Globering

 Mom: I would like permission to get out of the car please!! (while terrified at one point on the Road to Hana)

 Where we waterfalled

 Mercedes noise wait no that sounded like a donkey at the end

 He loves flashlights

 Billy is an idiot! - dad

 Mom: We need to vote unanimously


 Deep voice: haliakala haliakala
 High voice: haliakala! Haliakala!

 All: Singing songs about the sun

 Mom: Guys I don't get to be very right very often

Aubrie: I thought I looked like Eddie vedder in that picture
 Mom: Aubrie....I have a little
 Story for you. The man you thought was your daddy...

Back to beginning

Our Last Day

Our last day seemed to last forever becasue we started it at 3:30 in the morning.  We drove for about an hour and a half and made it to the top of Haleakala in time to see the sunrise.


It was really interesting as the sun got higher in the sky.  You could see more and more...

We layered up as best we could; it was in the 40's that high up.



Afterwards we went to the Winery.  They had a free tour and some tasting.


The trees on the Winery property were spectacular.


Our plane didn't leave until 7:30 PM so we had time to drive back over to Lahanai.  Aubrie and I snapped pictures from either side of the car on the way over.  I was on the ocean side.


She was on the moutnain side.


The trip was coming to an end.


We said good-bye to Cheese Burger in Paradise on the way back to the rental car.


It was definitely a great trip!



Sunday, April 27, 2014

Paia

After the Road to Hana, we spent the next day just hanging out in Paia and at the beach.  We ate breakfast here once at Cafe` Mambo, and also bought a picnic lunch for the Road to Hana trip.


This place is owned by the guys from KISS.  It's called Rock and Brews.  Pretty good eats..


They say that Fist Market restaurant is about as good as Mama's Fish House.


All kinds of cool little shops in Paia.


I know I've used the word alot in this Blog, but Paia really is a "Hippy" town.


This is a public beach in Paia called Baldwin Park Beach.  It was great!  After having lunch at the Flatbread Pizza Company, we loaded up some drinks and hung out here for the afternoon.  We knew we had to get to bed at a reasonable hour because we needed to get up at 3:30 AM so we could see the sunrise at the top of the Volcanoe.

 
 

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Road to Hana!

We all laughed pretty hard when we saw this picture.  Two reasons: first, the look on Aubrie's face; second, we had been debating earlier in the car how/where pineapples grew.


First stop was the Twin Falls.


There was a little bamboo forest on the path to the Twin Falls.


"We are free!"


Digging your hat Brad!


The stop for Twin Falls had a little Farmstand that sold fresh fruit.


The Road to Hana has so many interesting stops along the way!


Every where you look there's something beautiful to see.


See?  Look at these two, just beautiful!


OK, seriously; look at how gorgeous that is!


Stopping at the side of the road just to gaze for a while...


Here is a small grove of rainbow eucalyptus trees.  The guy who rappelled with us who authored a travel book said the bark shifts colors over night.  They look different each day.


It felt other-worldly standing next to them.


These trees are as smooth as a baby's bottom.


We turned off the main road to explore a little side-road and discovered this little bay.


It turned out to be one of the best picture-spots on the Road to Hana.


This was at Cocunut Glen's; some wild and crazy hippy dude who opened an ice-cream shop on the Road to Hana.  His bio was posted in the shop.  Pretty wild...
"Coconut" was our "Safe Word" on the Road to Hana.  If somebody said "Coconut", everyone had to be quite and Dad had to slow down while driving.


He sold some great-tasting ice-cream!


There's Aubrie in her signature pose down by a cool waterfall we found along the way.


We explored the lava tubes.


It was sort of spooky going into them...


Here's Aubrie explaining to Brad the origin of the tubes...


A welcome sight after being down in the tubes for 30 minutes.


Believe it or not this garden is a maze.  See Aubrie in the middle of the pic trying to find her way?  I raced ahead to catch up with Katie.  2 minutes later is started to absolutely pour rain.  Brad and Aubrie, still in the maze, paid the price and got soaked.


OK, you tell me; am I seeing things or not?  Center of the pic:  doesn't that look like the profile of a guy where the waves are crashing?


This is a scene on the "other side" of the Road to Hana; after you get through the frightening part where the roads are skinny and on the cliffs.  There was a young couple walking down to the beach who ruined my otherwise great "nature shot".  See them in the lower left?  Oh well, pictures with people in them are better anyway I guess...


This is cool!  See the archway out there in the distance?


It's a little easier to see in this picture; right above Brad's head and off in the distance.


We parked the car on the way back and I got out the tripod for this one.  Yes, I HDR'd it...  You can see 3 islands in this pic.  Maui, where I'm standing, (and also the area to the right - that's a part of Maui too).  Lanai is straight ahead, under where the sun is setting (maybe just a little to the right).  And Kahoolawe is the larger piece of land on the left.  That little guy in front of Kahoolawe is Molokini where there is some great snorkeling to do.

 
 

Friday, April 25, 2014

Helicopter Ride

Here's the helicopter we rode in.


Getting ready for take-off!


The day was a bit cloudy, but the views were still spectacular!


This picture would have been the best of the trip if the day had been as clear as the day before when we were ziplining.


You could see the coral in the shallow waters!


Beautiful waters!



Saw a big cruise show parked near the shore.


Safe on the ground again!


After the helicopter ride we moved into our room at Mama's Fish House.  It was great, had a little kitchen and a couple of bedrooms.


All the comforts of home really.  That couch was a pull-out bed.


The best part was the porch.

 
 
Here's a picture I took whil i was stretched out on the chase lounge in the pic above.  So this was our view from the porch, just awesome!
 

Here's what the restaurant looks like.  The first time we were here Katie and I got a seat right in the front window area.  It was our 25th Anniversary!


This canoe is out in front of the restaurant.  Right above Katie's head is the place we rented for 3 nights.


You think he made it all the way to the top?


You think she did?


Pretty sweet place to be for a few days!


This scene is out front and can be seen on the main road as you leave Paia on the Road to Hana.  So if you ever drive the road to Hana, be sure to stop when you see this boat and make dinner reservations!

 
And here we are getting ready to walk around the corner to have dinner at the restaurant.  We ate twice at Mama's Fish House.  It may be my favorite place to eat!